Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Communication Gap

From
Managing Director

To
Production Director

"Tommorrow there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o' clock. This is something that we cannot see happen everyday, so let the work force line up outside, in their best clothes, to watch it. To mark this occation of this rare occurance, I'll personally explain the phenomenon to them. If it is raining, we shall not be able to see it very well and in that case the work force should assemble in the canteen."

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From
Production Director

To
Production Manager

"By order of the Managing Director, there'll be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o' clock tommorrow morning. If it is raining, we shall not be able to see it very well on site, in our best clothes. In that case the disappearance of the sun will be followed through in the canteen. This is somehing we cannot see happen everyday."

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From
Production Manager

To
Departmental Manager

"By order of the Managing Director, we shall follow through in our best clothes, the disappearance of the sun in the canteen tommorrow at nine o' clock. The managing director will tell us whether it's going to rain or not. This is something that we cannot see happen everyday."

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From
Departmental Manager

To
Foreman

"It is raining in the canteen tommorrow morning, which is something which we cannot see happen everyday, the Managing Director at his best clothes will disappear at nine o' clock".

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From
Foreman

To
All Operators

" Tommorrow morning at nine o' clock, the Managing Director will disappear. It's a pity that we cannot see this happen everyday."

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