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Two Minutes Management Course
Lesson 1:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped
on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson? - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very. very high up!

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Lesson 2:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?",
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked
at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach
the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson? - Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there.

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Lesson 3:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird
lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it
was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him
out and ate him.
Management Lesson? -

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your 2 minute management course now get back to work..

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