Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Funny thoughts

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the Sun.

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep !

ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends

Love is photogenic;
it needs darkness to develop

A Policeman catches a guy who was crossing the street at a wrong place and shouts
"Why are you crossing here? Cant you see a zebra crossing there?"
The guy replies "Let the zebra cross. What can I do!!"

Do you know of a fellow who parked his car in front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?

Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting.

Whom are you working for?
Same people. My wife and four kids.

I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.
Yes. Meow.


Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.

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