Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Indian Men

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got
stranded on a
beautiful deserted island
in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
H. 2 American men and 1 American woman
I. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the
following was
observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
when they
alternate with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the
Greek woman is
cooking & cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless
ocean and a long
look at the Polish woman,
and they started swimming.

F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other
men on the island
trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

G. The two Irish men began by dividing up their part
of the island
into Northern and Southern parts,
and by setting up a distillery. They do not
remember the Irish
woman because it gets sort of foggy
after the first few liters of coconut whiskey but
at least the
English are not getting any.

H. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The
American woman
is bitching about her
body being her own, the true nature of feminism,
how she can do
everything that they can do,
the equal division of the household chores.......

I. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to
introduce them to the Indian woman.
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