MEDICAL LAW:

First-year students at Medical College were receiving their first Anatomy class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with
the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling
them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead
and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When
everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second
most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked
on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention".
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ROOT CAUSE ANALYSIS....
here is a good joke on the above sub. many times we get deviated from
the real cause of the problem n end up into mess... learn something from
this doc.

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An old lady goes to the doctor and says,

"I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too
much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've
farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't
know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor, " she says, "I don't know
what the hell you gave me, but now my farts -- although still silent --
stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing...."