Sardar Jokes

Santa Singh is travelling on a flight from Bombay to Sydney. As
the flight is approaching towards Sydney, the captain makes a customary
announcement, "Ladies and gentlemen, we are now approaching Sydney and at the
moment we are at their outskirts" Santa promptly calls the air-hostess and
cheekily asks her "Axe-cuse me madam, when will we get inside the skirts?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Sardar was given the job of painting the
white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles;
the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.When the foreman asked the
Sardar why he kept painting less each day,he replied "I just can't do any
better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he
gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the
station arrived.
This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the
sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber
quietly shaved off his beard.When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken
up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly
screamed when he saw the mirror.Said his wife "What's the matter? "
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees
and woken up someone else"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AjTak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train
accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: Oh Dont ask about it....All were right as long as all were waitng in the
platform for the train ....Then came the anouncement that "Sathapthee Express
will arrive on Platform number 2"...when everyone heard that train is coming in
PLATFORM ...everyone ran to the rails to save their lives....
And the train arrived in the rails !!!

Aaj tak: Thank god. You thought well and didnt go to the rails....

Sardar: Oh no.. I was in the rails for commiting suicide and after the
announcement I came to the platform